errr my page looks like shit

2008-07-30T00:13:58Z

this page looks like a monkeys arse. how do i make it look nicer, maybe like jessica alba's arse? ALL over the screen whoo whoo

let the de-weeding begin

2008-07-30T00:11:12Z

well this is the start of my livejournal or as modern tech-savy time savers would call it, my LJ.

LJ which also stands for LanJiao, which is a chinese word that means penis. or LJ which could also stand for Long John which is another way to say penis. it could also be called little john or large john depending on your type of penis. however lets not talk to much about penis in my first entry.

anyway as you can tell my blog will not be punctuated properly and the spelling is going to be awful. maybe due to the fact that LJ underscored your wrong words with a red squigly thing but offers no solution to the problem. it maybe also be because laziness has infiltrated my brain and set up camps with anti smart weaponry blasting the smart brain cells that are generated as the smart brain cell's mothers scream out "you bastards! my child"

anyway as you can tell my blog isnt going to contain anything useful either. it will basically be filled with nonsense that needs to be de-weeded if you will from my brain. it will not contain any stimulating political views or anything that will remotely save humanity from poverty famine and war. it will however be filled with alot of paragraphs starting with the word anyway.

but seriously i do encourage you to read on. i also encourage you to read up, under, across and around because hey multi coloured neon flashing lights is the new black. that expression is stupid anyway because there is no old black. black has been black since black existed and we dont even know when black came about unless of course it arrived in a spaceship with a name-tag.

i read something in sarah's LJ (no not her penis) about having a less approachable face and i totally agree. i wish i had a face that says "please dont make random conversation with me on the bus". why do i say this because it always seems to happen to me. and NO its not young (not minors) attractive sexy catherine zeta jones lookalike. its old people, sometimes in multiple attacks.

i was on the bus yesterday and im next to an old lady and the bus goes over a hump and the bus jerks, and she turns to me and looks at me and i look at her and we exchange looks. at this point shes reading my face and it says "im not going to stab you if you say something" so she goes ahead and the conversation starts

. "oh my, i wonder what that is"
" its probably a hump or something"
"oh yes..."

then we reach a bus stop and theres a cat in a cage (you know the animal cages) and she turns to me again and says..

"my, their taking the cat out for a walk"

now i mean what was i supposed to say to that i thought about it and i couldnt find a reply so i just went hmmm. its not that its unpleasant i just find talking to old people a bit stressful. like talking to my grandmother, she doesnt understand half of what i say. i hope theres no old people reading this now cause they'l be right pissed off.

de-weeded~

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errr my page looks like shit

let the de-weeding begin